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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No go.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Is there electric light therapy tested and proven science?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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